1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.
9. Joan of Arc heard voices, too.
10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
11. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.
12. I am at one with my duality.
13. False hope is better than no hope at all.
14. A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
15. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
16. I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
17. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
18. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.